A royal fuckup // Morocco

Et royalt fuck up

Ting du bør huske når du rejser
Jeg var naiv. Og min sløsethed skulle komme til at koste mig dyrt. Jeg valgte (dumt) at ignorere Anja’s to vigtige læresætninger for, hvordan man gebærder sig, når man opholder sig på destinationer sig syd for Flensborg.

Anjas udenlandspåbud 1
Jeg negligerede Anja’s påstand om, at drikke mirakelmidlet Fernet Branca hver morgen. Drikken der, ifølge Anjas mange år som visdomsprofet, tilintetgøre alle former for bakterier, vira og parasitter man kan risikere at pådrage sig i udlandet.

Anja’s udenlandspåbud 2
Jeg bagatelliserede Anjas strenge og lovpligtige krav om fødevarehåndtering i udlandet. At alt der indtages bør som minimum være gennemstegt, gennemkogt og allerhelst kremeret eller autoklaveret. Og man bør aldrig, under nogle omstændigheder indtage frugt eller grønt der ikke er vasket (af én selv) af vand fra flaske.

En lektie lært
Som du måske har regnet ud, betød det at jeg inden hjemrejsen, reddede mig en herlig mavebacille med alt hvad det indebærer og at jeg derfor måtte tilbringe det meste af flyturen på toilettet, med hovedet lodret ned i kummen. Ikke den optimale afslutning på en skøn tur, men ikke desto mindre, en lektie rigere.

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A royal fuckup

Things to remember when you travel
I was naive. And the price for stupidity is high these days. I chose to blindly ignore Anja’s crucial rules of survival on destinations beyond the borders of Germany.

Anja’s traveling abroad rule #1
I neglected Anja’s many years of knowledge. I failed to believe in the wondrous health properties provided by the elixir Fernet Branca, The drink that should be taken every morning according to Anja. This particular drink will destroy any bacteria, virus or parasite that one may come into contact with.

Anja’s traveling abroad rule #2
I paid little or no attention to Anja fundamental law on proper food handling. The law that will ban the consummation of anything, that has not been thoroughly cooked, broiled or fried (or better yet, cremated or autoclaved) One should never EVER under any circumstances be eating fruit or vegetables that has not been washed (by oneself) in bottled water.

A lesson learned
As you may have figured, I shortly before my return to Denmark, caught a bug of some sort. I spend most of the flight back, on the lavatories with my head vertically down the toilet. Not a pleasant sight. But never the less, a lessoned learned.

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